Monday, August 22, 2011

Case of The Missing 5 Million Dollars

A big time Gangster finds out that his personal accountant, Robert, has cheated him out of 5 million bucks. His accountant is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Robert would hear nothing that he might have to testify about in court.

When the Gangster goes to confront Robert about his missing $5 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.

The Gangster tells the lawyer, “Ask him where the 5 million bucks are, that he stole from me.”

The lawyer, using sign language, asks Robert where the money is. Robert signs back, “I don’t know what you are talking about.”

The lawyer tells the Gangster , “He says he doesn’t know what you are talking about.”

The Gangster pulls out a pistol, puts it to Robert’s temple and says, “Ask him again!”

The lawyer signs to Robert , “He’ll kill you if you don’t tell him.”

Robert signs back, “OK. You win! The money is in a black bag, hidden in the cupboard at my nephew’s house.!”

The Gangster  asks the lawyer, “What did he say?”

The lawyer replies, “He says you don’t have the guts to pull the trigger.”

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Woman who didn’t want the baby

A worried woman went to her Doctor and said :  ‘Doctor, I have a serious problem and desperately need your help!  My baby is not even 1 yr. old and I’m pregnant again. I don’t want kids so close together.’  So the doctor said: ‘Ok, and what do you want me to do?’  She said: ‘I want you to perform an abortion, and I’m counting on your help with this.’  The doctor thought for a little, and after some silence he said to the lady:  ‘I think I have a better solution for your problem. It’s less dangerous for you too.’  She smiled, thinking that the doctor was going to accept her request. 

Then he continued: ‘You see, in order for you not to have to take care of 2 babies at the same time, let’s kill the one in your arms. This way, you could rest some before the other one is born. If we’re going to kill one of them, it doesn’t matter which one it is. There would be no risk for your body if you chose the one in your arms.

The lady was horrified and said: ‘No doctor! How terrible! It’s a crime to kill a child!  ‘I agree’, the doctor replied. ‘But you seemed to be ok with it, so I thought maybe that was the best solution.  The doctor smiled, realizing that he had made his point. He convinced the mom that there is no difference in killing a child that’s already been born and one that’s still in the womb. The crime is the same!

  Moral: Abortion is the same as killing. No matter the name given to it.